Paris Hilton’s Little Fan
We can’t have Paris Hilton without her biggest, little fan.
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Britney Spears See Through
Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She’s even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she’s getting pulled into the investigation after her private journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo’s apartment. I say around mid-afternoon the Internet will be soaked with tales of pale sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills while Bill Clinton watches. NY Daily News reports:
The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the Devil Wears Prada star during another raid on Follieri’s $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain.
January 21, 2007 Raffaello bought me a yacht made of solid gold. We make love inside a Lamborghini then discard it like a used condom.
June 3, 2007 We take my yacht “The Why Don’t I Question Where My Boyfriend Gets His Money” out on the sea. We make love on top of a sea turtle then discard it like a used condom.
June 5, 2007 The sun fucking BURNS. Raffaello confuses me for a lobster woman then attempts to seduce me. I now have doubts about our relationship.
August 12, 2007 Raffaello buys me a diamond ring the size of a Buick. But not before stopping by a church and running out with the collection plate. He’s so romantic.
November 23, 2007 Sorry I haven’t written in so long. Raffaello and I vacationed on the moon. I met presumptive presidential candidate John McCain today. He tells me his secret recipe for barbecue, but I don’t know where to find unicorn hearts and the bottled tears of children.
December 25, 2007 Raffaello manned a vast hunting expedition to track down the real Santa Claus. He brings me a blanket made of his beard, carcass and coat. Love is made. Expensive items discarded like condoms.
February 15, 2008 Approached by FBI agent today. Asked me if Raffaello knows the pope. I tell the agent, “No, but he likes to dress like him.” He laughs then pulls out duct tape and a wire tap. It itches.
Celeb Movie Archive.Christian Bale’s sister asked him for $200,000 the night of the ‘assault’
Christian Bale’s sister reportedly asked him for 100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said “No,” she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include “pushing and shoving”:
Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon needed 100,000 to help her bring up her three children. They said Bale, 34, snubbed the plea and a row flared in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London s West End. Welsh-born Bale was alleged to have pushed and shoved mum Jenny, 61, and Sharon, 41.
Both Jenny and Sharon are terribly upset over what happened. They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them.
Here’s what really happened: Christian Bale’s sister asked him for money. He said “How ’bout a check in the amount of ‘I hate you.’?” She called his wife a “hose beast” prompting him to drive over her face with the insane looking Batcycle above. Then Superman showed up, and they all ate sandwiches. The End.
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Celeb Movie Archive.Kim Kardashian’s ass is starting to get ridiculous
Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That’s not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I’m not anymore ever since they kicked me off the “Map to Pussytown” project. That was my life’s work, you jerks!
Celebrity.Selena Gomez Grows A Pair Of Wings!
Disney’s up and coming tween queen Selena Gomez dons a rocker angel chick look during a photo shoot on Wednesday at a beach in Malibu, Calif. The Wizards of Waverly Place actress, who celebrated her Sweet 16 earlier this week, recently signed her first record deal with Hollywood Records, reports E!. An official announcement should […]
