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Jessica Simpson Wet T-Shirt

Jessica Simpson looks really cold in her wet white t-shirt!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Christina Aguilera Tour Video

Bizarre but sexy Christina Aguilera tour video!!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Nereida Gallardo topless = I’m moving to Spain

These are shots of Spanish model Nereida Gallardo topless in Ibiza. You may remember Nereida from the bikini shots a few weeks back when she was vacationing with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo - who just dumped her on her ass. Some say she’s prancing around topless to show him what he’s missing. While others say she’s just demonstrating Europeans less puritanical view of nudity. Allow me to provide my educated assessment: Whoopee! NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. But, seriously, who needs a job when you can look at nipples? Words to live by, folks.

Celeb Movie Archive.Justin Long pulls out of Drew Barrymore movie

Celeb Movie Archive.Jessica Simpson: John Mayer helped make me the woman I am

Celeb Movie Archive.Britney Spears’ dad remains in control until New Year’s
Jamie Spears will continue his conservatorship of Britney until the end of the year. The commissioner extended Jamie’s control of Britney’s estate during a hearing this afternoon, but left it open to early termination. (Read: Once Britney can put on her clothes like a big girl, she gets her bank account back.) E! Online reports:

“Regarding the conservatorship of the person, I understand that Ms. Spears is reluctantly agreeing to extend those letters,” Goetz said. “We are extending them until Dec. 31, 2008.”
A status hearing for the extended order has been set for Oct. 28.

My sources tell me Britney’s reluctance was easily won over when her dad promised her a pony. Except after the hearing he said “Just kidding” and took her to the dentist.

Celeb Movie Archive.Alicia Keys and Jack White record James Bond theme

Laura Prepon Masturbating

Laura having a good time, with herself!!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Britney Spears spending $22,000/month to stop looking perpetually pregnant
Britney Spears is dropping a ton of coin to, scientifically speaking, tighten that ass up. She’s spending roughly $22 grand a month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer. Britney was getting sick of the constant pregnancy rumors, so she decided to do something about it that, surprisingly, didn’t involve flashing her vagina at a Whopper. Wow, she has changed. The Daily Mail reports:

She has also taken on some of Victoria Beckham’s diet tips, eating plenty of steamed fish and snacking on edamame beans. Britney also endures intensive work-outs with Pussycat Dolls’ personal trainer James Van Daff as well as three-hour dance classes six times a week.
The source added: ‘Britney piled on a lot of weight earlier this year. She was so stressed about the custody case and her medication for her bipolar disorder also made her put on weight. She was tired of being flabby and wanted to do something about it.’
Now, says the insider: ‘Britney is so proud of herself because her ab muscles are back. She’s feeling better than she has in ages.’

See? This is exactly what I tell women while I’m waiting in line at Starbucks. If you’re serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G’s a month. It’s that simple. Otherwise, you should probably let me have your whipped cream, or else your husband will sleep with his secretary. What can I say? I’m an inspiration. NOTE: Photos link to previous Britney bikini post that my penis is still trying to sort out.

Celeb Movie Archive.Earthquake hits Los Angeles to San Diego
In case you guys are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego. CNN reports:

The quake’s epicenter was about 2 miles southwest of Chino Hills and about 5 miles southeast of Diamond Bar, the USGS said. Chino Hills is about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
There were no immediate reports of injury or damage in Los Angeles, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey told The Associated Press. San Bernardino County fire dispatch did not have reports of damage, AP said.

No major injuries which means Heidi and Spencer are still alive. Dammit, God, you missed! I hear the phone lines are a mess, but from the sound of it, everyone’s just a bit shaken up. Get it? I’m horribly inappropriate. But in all seriousness, The Superficial hopes everyone’s doing alright and your loved ones are safe. (Unless you’re related to Ashton Kutcher, then I rescind my prior statement.)

Celebrities.Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
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Celebrities.Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]

Celebrity.Paris and Benji Drive Gas-Guzzling Hybrid?
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden do their part for the environment and get around in a hybrid SUV as they go shopping at DCMA and Fred Segal in West Hollywood on Monday. Benji has apparently been a good influence on the hotel heiress as she recently said, “I just feel like a grown-up now. I think […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O’Connell (I’m pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O’Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won’t be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:

The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O’Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, “We’re trying to get pregnant.”
“It would be amazing if it happened,” he said, adding that practicing has been “a lot of fun.”

“Practice.” he added. “Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I’m next!” Jerry O’Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing “You’ll never guess my secret identity, who’s on the inside - hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!“* *Have a case of the WTFs? Video after the jump.

Michelle Trachtenberg Getting It On

I would break this chick in half.

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrities Exposed.Mick Jagger Becomes The Hottest New Baby Name In Town
Does Sir Mick know about this? Rascal Flatts guitarist Joe Don Rooney, and his wife Tiffany Fallon, welcomed a baby boy on May 31, and promptly named him Jagger Donovan Rooney. Here’s the kicker — this is the fourth time in less than a year that a celebrity couple have chosen Jagger as a baby name. In […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hubby Caught Cheating

Jessica Alba Wardrobe Malfunction

Hottie Jessica Alba having Janet Jackson type problems

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Congratulations Britney on a job well done

Celebrity Oops.Chatting With . Jason Mraz
viewNode(”7af7878d3264a”, { player_profile:’vega4′, width: 410, height: 315 }); Not only did we recently catch up with Jason Mraz, but he totally video iChatted with us while he was shirtless!!!! AND he whipped out…..that knife. CLICK HERE to check out our chatty chat!

Britney Spears’ Soles on Dashboard

Singer Britney Spears performs “Gimme More” onstage at the 2007

Golden Ticket Britney Tank Top

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Celebrities Exposed.Celebrity Pregnancies Confirmations, Rumors, And Wishful Thinking
CONFIRMED: British singer Charlotte Church, and her boyfriend, Welsh international rugby player Gavin Henson, are expecting a second child, according to a post on Church’s blog. Incidentally, it’s the first time her blog has been updated since the birth of their daughter, Ruby Megan, last September, so that makes me feel better about the times […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Eva Longoria: ” My husband Tony cut my hair!”

Wow, that is someone who is very daring and obviously get’s into her characters. Now for all the those who were wondering why she was gaining so much weight now you know. I think that her hubby didn’t do too bad on that haircut. What do you all think about that? Would you dare too have your mate cut your hair?
Lepaparazzi~

Mariah Carey Cleavage

Wow, her rack never ceases to amaze me!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Apprentice’s Alex swaps suit and tie for board shorts on romantic getaway with girlfriend

Britney Spears Hot Photoshoot

Britney shows off her great cleavage in this amazing photoshoot vid!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Does Sir Mick know about this? Rascal Flatts guitarist Joe Don Rooney, and his wife Tiffany Fallon, welcomed a baby boy on May 31, and promptly named him Jagger Donovan Rooney. Here’s the kicker — this is the fourth time in less than a year that a celebrity couple have chosen Jagger as a baby name. In […]

Celebrity.Pax Visits Mommy Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt makes another trip to visit longtime partner Angelina Jolie at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, France on Tuesday. Pitt, 44, was seen swinging his 4-year-old son, Pax, into the hospital. Maddox, 6, was also seen napping in the backseat of their SUV. And if you look closely, Pax was wearing his support for […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Mini-Me’s ex breaks the silence on making amateur midget porn: A woman’s journey

Cashing in while the iron’s hot, Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple’s sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funny as the unintentional hilarity that comes out of Ranae’s mouth. This chick should do Vegas: On sex in general with a midget: “So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.” On their first time and the Mini-Me’s magical rebound skills: “I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.” On why midget’s prefer sex on dry land: “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub,” she said. “Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him.” Mini-Me almost drowns trying to do his girlfriend in a bubble bath. Jesus. *hangs up keyboard* Sorry, guys, you just can’t follow something like that. I’ll be simultaneously laughing/crying/inhaling White-Out in the supply closet until the next post. Hold my calls. UPDATE: I’M A PTERODACTYL! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! P.S. We’re out of White-Out.

Celebrity.America Ferrera Gets Strung Out On Silly String
America Ferrera gets blasted with silly string on the Brooklyn set of Ugly Betty Tuesday in New York City. She joined costars Becki Newton and Michael Urie on set to film their hit ABC show’s third season. Ugly Betty recently relocated production from the West Coast to the Big Apple to take advantage of the 35% tax […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Megan Fox calls off her wedding to Brian Austin Green

Celebrity.High School Musical 3 Trailer Coming July 13!
The trailer for High School Musical 3: Senior Year will premiere @ 7:55PM ET/PT on Sunday, July 13, on the Disney Channel. The online launch kicks off on Disney.com July 14 @ 12:01AM ET. “We’re paying homage to the fans by debuting our first look on the very network that launched the franchise,” said Mark Zoradi, […]

Celebrities.Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
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Mariah Carey in a short skirt

When you are being interviewed on TV, it might be a good idea to wear panties!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrities Exposed.Jessica Alba Chooses Honor Marie For Baby Name
Jessica Alba’s baby girl has arrived — and it’s confirmed that her name is Honor Marie. Alba, 27, and new husband Cash Warren, 31, welcomed their daughter on June 7 in Los Angeles. The couple were married on May 19. We blogged back in April that there was a rumor that Alba and Warren would choose the […]

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Celebrities.Eddie Van Halen May Be Drinking Again
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Celeb Movie Archive.Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey laying out in Salt Lake City

Forget those breakup rumors: Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are very much together as they catch some rays Wednesday at a hotel pool in Salt Lake City. The singer is in town to film the ABC reality show High School Musical: Summer Session, which he’s hosting, and his ladylove flew in to keep him company.

Sorry folks you are wrong about the break up rumors!

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Celeb Movie Archive.Bill Murray’s divorce quickly finalized
Bill Murray has quietly settled his divorce to wife Jennifer Butler Murray who accused him last month of domestic abuse, abandonment and drug addiction. She had argued his actions made their prenuptial invalid, but it did remain intact. Except that became a moot point because Jennifer was given three houses and custody of the children in the speedy settlement. I’m no legal expert, but I’m pretty sure she just dominated Bill’s shit. People reports:

Butler Murray, 42, has been granted primary custody of their four children and will keep the couple’s homes in Hemet, Calif. and Sullivan’s Island, S.C. Bill Murray, 57, must pay child support and will keep other property in California, New York and Massachusetts.
Bill Murray must also pay Jennifer a lump sum. The Murrays signed a prenuptial agreement in which Bill would pay his wife $7 million in a divorce, and, according to court documents, it is still valid.

Bill Murray’s lawyers had no statement on the settlement. Though I’m sure Bill probably wrote one that said: “Leave me alone to my scotch, hookers and random bottles of assorted pills I stole from a nursing home. Also, buy Ghostbuster DVDs. Lots of them. I can’t even afford to go into Starbucks. I’m typing on my MacBook Air, stealing Wi-Fi from behind a dumpster out back. I am fucking POOR, MATEYS. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” On a related note, he is taking blogging lessons from Kanye West at L’Acadamie de Douche.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cheerleader

A young JLH tries out for the cheerleading team!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Here is your sneak peek of Vanessa Hudgens‘ Sears commercial thanks to Access Hollywood. The 19-year-old High School Musical star will be featured in five different television ads, all of which feature a girl trying to figure out what to wear on her first day back to school. The commercials were directed by Joseph […]

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Will The Eagles Be Good This Year?…..or Is Britney Spears Still Hot?

Britney Spears loses temporarily custody of her children

Celebrities.Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
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Celebrities.Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Engaged
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Celebrity.Dominic Cooper Has Quite The Attitude
Dominic Cooper is dripping wet in the July 2008 issue of UK’s Attitude Magazine. The 30-year-old British actor will soon be heating up the silver screen in Mamma Mia!, the upcoming film adaptation of the musical of the same name based on the songs of pop group ABBA. In the movie, Dominic plays Sky, the fiance […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Mary-Kate Olsen throws Spencer Pratt under the bus on Letterman

Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” I guess that’s showbiz talk for “epic assclown.” Good to know:

Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.

While I’m not surprised that Spencer Pratt is universally looked upon as Hollywood’s shit stain, I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears. For once she doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin and is actually speaking to other humans. I always figured Mary-Kate communicated via an intricate series of wrist flaps and lip pouting. But real words? Honestly, who saw that coming? Video after the jump.

Julia Roberts Bra Shot

It’s amazing what a push up bra can do these days!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity.Chris Martin Brings Coldplay to NYC
Chris Martin of Coldplay performs at Madison Square Garden on Monday night in New York City. The New York event was the third of three free shows, after similar gigs in London and Barcelona. The band had given away over 7,000 tickets through its website. Last Thursday, Coldplay, led by frontman Chris Martin scored their […]

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Celebrities.Patrick Swayze s Mom Speaks
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Three St. Pauli Girls, Britney, and Friend

Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth

Britney und Madonna