Britney Spears and friends Celebrities Exposed.

August 4, 2008

Celeb Movie Archive.Mary-Kate Olsen wants immunity in Heath Ledger investigation (Britney spears curious perfume)

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Britney Spears Pink Bikini

Brit looks young, thin and hot in this interview!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be interviewed by federal investigators about Heath Ledger’s accidental overdose until she’s granted immunity from prosecution. This latest move proves what I’ve always feared: Pauly Shore knew something relevant when he claimed the Olsen twins are diabolical. May God have mercy on us all. The New York Post reports:

The actress’ lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger’s body in his SoHo apartment in January.
Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky “Full House” actress to tell them whatever she knows about the “Dark Knight” star’s behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources.
Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his “Brokeback Mountain” co-star Michelle Williams.
“Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative,” a source said.
And by nice and cooperative, the source meant Michelle Williams grabbed an FBI agent by the collar and yelled “It was Mary-Kate Olsen, you sonofabitch! I’ll have your badge for breakfast.” But no one ever suspects the Olsen twins - until it’s too late. I’m serious. They’re still looking for Bob Saget’s body. EDIT: Turns out Bob Saget is still alive. I’m as shocked as you are. Thanks to Liz who won’t watch Full House without the lights on and a priest handy.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Eva Mendes’ topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I’ve posted it here. Now, where’s my parade?)
0804_eva_mendes_ck_00.jpgEva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires. Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!

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El Famoso Beso de Madonna y Britney (Britney pantyless photo spears)

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Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Best Parts

The best parts of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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minifig famous people # 10: britney spears

Britney spears on vacation in hawaii with sons sean preston and jayden james

hey britney?

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton not thrilled about John McCain ad

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were recently featured in a John McCain political ad that attacks Barack Obama. Neither of them were asked to participate and were included without their knowledge or consent. Britney’s camp basically said she’s got better things to worry about than who runs for president. (Like how much she loves puppies!) While Paris hasn’t yet seen the ad, she’s definitely aware of it and isn’t thrilled, according to E! Online:

“She’s on tour with Benji [Madden] and isn’t watching television and has not been on the Internet,” said the source. “But she’s already said she’s not too happy about it.”
That’s interesting, since Paris’ parents are big McCain supporters (even contributing recently to his presidential campaign). But it turns out Paris has chosen not to publicly state who she’s rooting for.
“She doesn’t consider herself a political figure, and so she does not appreciate being used in that way,” said the insider. “She’d prefer the candidates just leave her out of it.”
Many are calling the John McCain ad a new low, and I agree. There’s such a thing as mudslinging, Senator McCain, but equating your opponent with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? Jesus, man, that’s below the belt and straight to the taint. I wouldn’t even do that to my worst enemy. I would, however, throw a raccoon at their face and hope they get AIDS. Just to put things in perspective. Video after the jump.

Le Star Magazine - December 31, 2030 - Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - Hard Partying Grannies!!!

Not another Britney sighting

August 3, 2008

Oops I Did it Again Britney Spears (Britney spears sexiest pic)

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Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek Threesome

The ultimate dream for any man!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Britney Spears victim

Celeb Movie Archive.Kevin Federline: I’m glad Britney Spears is OK

Britney Spears - Break The Ice

Britney Spears Break The Ice (C) 2008 Zomba Recording, LLC

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Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time - by Lari & Gafa

Lari & Gafa’s version for this music hit.

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August 2, 2008

Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth (Britney crotch picture spears)

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Jessica Alba ScreenSaver

The world’s ideal girlfriend is here to help make your day go by a little more smoothly in this Jessica Alba screensaver.

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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July 24, 2008

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Naomi Campbell Blasted Madonna Kabbalah Faith (Limousine britney spears)

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Meg Ryan Getting It On

Meg hops on for the ride!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Fresh off of a highly-publicized courtroom sentencing Naomi Campbell publicly blasted Madonna’s Kabbalah faith in a British media report on Tuesday. The supermodel compared the controversial religion to Alcoholics Anonymous. The 38-year-old beauty also mentioned that younger catwalk stars including Lily Cole and Agyness Deyn have a lot to prove …

Celeb Movie Archive.Report: Lance Bass Dates Married Man

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Patrick Swayze s Miracle Recovery
As you probable know Patrick Swayze health situation wasn’t a good one, as earlier this year it was announced that he was fighting pancreatic cancer. Fortunately the famous actor recently announced that he s doing much better. It seems Patrick Swayze had begun taking well to the chemotherapy treatment he had …

Celeb Movie Archive.UPDATE: Christian Bale arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother

Christian Bale was picked up by Scotland Yard this morning after his mother and sister claimed he assaulted them in his London hotel room Sunday night. Police didn’t arrest Christian for questioning yesterday because of The Dark Knight premiere. Also, he’s not considered a flight risk (Really? Batman?) and the cops don’t quite believe the seriousness of the allegations, according to The Sun:

A source said: It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don t yet know is founded in truth.”
It’s a probably a simple matter of Christian wanting to sleep in his cape, but his mom wouldn’t let him. So he hung her from the balcony by her ankle and left a note for Commissioner Gordon. Ha ha! Kids. UPDATE: TMZ is reporting the alleged assault was most likely verbal which apparently you can get arrested for in England. Ah, those wacky Brits. Christian Bale has already been released and his reps issued the following statement: “Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale.”
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Celebrities In Pantyhose.Mariah Carey Stylish For TRL
Mariah Carey was in MTV Studios in New York City on Tuesday, July 22, for the taping of an appearance on the network s hit show Total Request Live. The 38-year-old Grammy Award-winning singer wore a multi-colored pastel skirt with a blue top along with matching heels. Meanwhile Mariah Carey is …

Celebrity Oops.Look Familiar?
The promo poster for HBO’s new vampire series, True Blood. We’re having an awful case of deja vu!

Celeb Movie Archive.Mariah Carey’s marriage already on the rocks?

Well, nothing today is truly a surprise with these celebrities and the going on’s in their lives. I mean should I be shocked. She’s only known the guy for five weeks and knows that he’s the right one for her? Hmmmm…. I do hope it does last do not get me wrong. You have to consider that they did not really know each other upon exchanging vows. Do you think this relationship will stand with time?
Lepaparazzi~

July 17, 2008

Will The Eagles Be Good This Year?…..or Is Britney Spears Still Hot? (Britney car getting spears)

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Carmen Electra Getting Felt Up

Everyone gets a feel on the Stern Show!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity.Balthazar Getty s Wife Humiliated By Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller’s steamy (and now public) affair with Balthazar Getty has been going on for at least at least two months, reports People. But the 33-year-old Brothers & Sisters actor and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source reveals to the mag. Balthazar, who still has a tattoo of his […]

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in love on the Caribbean islands
The young Celebrity couple Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were spotted by the InTouch magazine on the Caribbean islands in love and very daring in actions. They have been dating for more than a year and proved by now that their romance is stronger than ever during an ultra-romantic vacation …

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton’s breast: What’s happening here?

Let me a take a stab at what’s going on here: Paris Hilton’s magical bra, which in defiance of God’s Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben & Jerry’s New “V.D. Cone Home.” Look for it in your grocer’s freezer. EDIT: Apparently, with the boob droopage in full effect, Paris tried to hook up with recently single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo only to be shot down, according to the Daily Mail. Benji Madden would be pissed except he realizes he’s Benji Madden and is just happy to touch a vagina. Thanks to Tom for the tip on Paris’ crash and burn. I love a good heartwarming tale.

July 5, 2008

Britney spears on vacation in hawaii with sons sean preston and jayden james (Britney knickerless spears)

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Paris Hilton Striptease

Paris takes it off for some lucky dude!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Not another Britney sighting

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Britney as Art

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Britney Spears Vs Nicole Scherzinger

who is the most beautiful?

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Le Star Magazine - December 31, 2030 - Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - Hard Partying Grannies!!!

July 2, 2008

Celebrity.Christina Aguilera Channels Andy Warhol (Britney spears pantie)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Rolling Around In The Sand

JLH rolls around on the ground at the beach!!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Christina Aguilera is featured in the August 2008 issue of Glamour magazine. Here are some great highlights from the interview: Let’s talk about your new album: Can we expect to see you reinvent yourself as you did for Back to Basics? I just started recording it, but I can tell you that this record is […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Heidi Montag: Christian Music?s Next Big Thing?

It’s Britney,bitch.

Celeb Movie Archive.Christina Milian in a bikini

It’s been way too long since we’ve had bikini pics of Christina Milian on the site. In fact, the last time she was here, you could get two Britney Spears’ vagina stories for a nickel. And it was sold to you by a little kid dressed like a Newsie saying “Extra! Extra!” Turns out he was a dwarf named Ralph Shackelsburg who picked all our pockets but I like to think of him as family. Family that I let sleep in my shoe and one time, on a bet, the glove box of my ca - Holy shit. Did I let him out? UPDATE: Gonna need a shoebox….

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Not another Britney sighting

Celeb Movie Archive.Claudia Schiffer Checks Out Chanel Show

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Celebrity.Reese Witherspoon Shops Sienna Miller s Store
A solo Reese Witherspoon shops at the clothing boutique, Twenty8Twelve by S. Miller, in London on Wednesday. Twenty8Twelve is the “rocker chick” fashion line by British actress Sienna Miller and her older sister Savannah. It was named after Sienna s birthday. Reese, 32, is reportedly living in Jake Gyllenhaal s London home in Notting Hill as he films […]

June 28, 2008

Britney Spears - I’m A Slave 4 U (Britney pantyless photo spears uncensored)

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Salma Hayek Hot Compilation

Salma looks good in every flick she stars in!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Britney Spears

Celebrity Oops.Tubbs, Is That You???
50 Cent is acting, y’all. Here he is - in “character” - on the set of Streets of Blood with Val Kilmer. No, it’s not a remake of Miami Vice! A police officer’s partner has died during Hurricane Katrina, but he later discovers that his partner may have been murdered. An investigation follows, taking the officer and his […]

Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth

Celebrity Oops.Will On Tom
Will Smith is standing up for his good pal Tom Cruise . The HanCOCK star wants y’all to stop knocking Tom for being a Scientologist! In a new interview Jada’s wife says, “That’s painful for me to see. I’ve met very few people committed to goodness the way Tom is. We disagree on a lot of […]

A Land Without Microsoft, McDonalds, or Britney Spears

June 23, 2008

Celebrity Oops.Warning (Sexy britney spears)

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Anna Kournikova Bouncing Around

Clip of young Anna bouncing around + a nice downblouse!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and her husband enjoy cigarettes and sunshine during a romantical Mexican getaway this past weekend. L-U-N-G C-A-N-C-E-R Lung cancer is the leading cause of cancer deaths in both women and men in the United States and throughout the world. Lung cancer has surpassed breast cancer as the leading cause of cancer […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Irregular Heartbeat

Celebrity.David Archuleta: Wall-E Idol!
American Idol alum David Archuleta arrives at the world premiere of Disney-Pixar’s film Wall-E, held at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles on Friday. The 17-year-old singer will be hitting the American Idols Live! Tour this summer and his dad Jeff will be on the tour bus with his son and the other top five guys! […]

Celebrities Exposed.Time To Play Guess The Baby Name For Angelina Jolie Twins
This time around, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are keeping the whole world guessing. We know the family is in France, and US Magazine, along with other celebrity news outlets, was reporting last Friday that Angelina Jolie’s twins had arrived. Furthermore, US reported that the twins’ names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline and Amelie Jane. Not so […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Britney Spears may stay in Kentwood - permanently!

Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you’re real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney’s ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In the statement, Lynne spells out that Britney wishes to move back to Louisiana. In case you’re wondering why Lynne filed a declaration, Britney’s still considered mentally incompetent. Ha ha, law BURN. E! Online reports:

Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter “has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California,” she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and “primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years…Britney still intends to return to Louisiana.”
The above pictures are Britney buying smokes outside the hospital where Jamie Lynn gave birth yesterday. And, no the peyote hasn’t kicked in yet, she’s actually wearing a bra. Guess the kinfolk don’t take kindly to those sweater hounds swingin’ yonder. Which is polite Southern talk for: “I sees me another nipple ain’t got no NASCAR number in the fo-cinity, I reckon I’ll fetch my gun.” When in Rome, Britney.
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Celebrities Exposed.Clay Aiken Rumored To Be An Expectant Father
Clay Aiken, the 29 year-old pop singer and alumnus of American Idol, has, according to TMZ, provided the donor sperm to impregnate his ‘best friend’ — record producer Jaymes Foster, 50. Foster is the sister of record mogul David Foster. She is divorced, and has no children, yet. TMZ goes on to say that Aiken will be […]

Celebrities Exposed.Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Expecting Baby
In an announcement on the official website of husband Pete Wentz’s band, Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz made public what has been speculated for some time — they’ve got a baby on the way. The couple married earlier this month, on May 17. The parents-to-be made the following statement on the site: “While many have […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Katie Holmes sends baby gifts to Nicole Kidman
0501_katie_holmes_laugh_00.JPGKatie Holmes really likes Nicole Kidman and is apparently happy about about her pregnancy. She recently sent Nicole some sweet baby gifts in hopes that, the next time they meet, Nicole won’t throw a boomerang at her face. Those things fucking sting. Star reports:

Katie shipped hubby Tom Cruise’s eight-months-pregnant ex-wife a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills, an insider tells Star.
“Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket,” the insider says. “It cost over $2,000.”
Also included was a letter that read: “Dear Nicole, please enjoy these lovely tokens of my affection and do write back. Maybe even include a description of what intercourse is like because I’ve completely forgotte…” Then there was a bunch of scribbles from the “Free-thinking Wife Suppresso-tron” firing off in Katie’s head. Tom installed it on their honeymoon by simply walking into her ear. So, technically, their marriage was consummated by some form of penetration. I stand corrected.

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