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Carmen Electra Getting Felt Up

Everyone gets a feel on the Stern Show!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity.Balthazar Getty s Wife Humiliated By Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller’s steamy (and now public) affair with Balthazar Getty has been going on for at least at least two months, reports People. But the 33-year-old Brothers & Sisters actor and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source reveals to the mag. Balthazar, who still has a tattoo of his […]

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in love on the Caribbean islands
The young Celebrity couple Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were spotted by the InTouch magazine on the Caribbean islands in love and very daring in actions. They have been dating for more than a year and proved by now that their romance is stronger than ever during an ultra-romantic vacation …

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton’s breast: What’s happening here?

Let me a take a stab at what’s going on here: Paris Hilton’s magical bra, which in defiance of God’s Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben & Jerry’s New “V.D. Cone Home.” Look for it in your grocer’s freezer. EDIT: Apparently, with the boob droopage in full effect, Paris tried to hook up with recently single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo only to be shot down, according to the Daily Mail. Benji Madden would be pissed except he realizes he’s Benji Madden and is just happy to touch a vagina. Thanks to Tom for the tip on Paris’ crash and burn. I love a good heartwarming tale.

New Paris Hilton Sex Movie Goes Wrong

Paris Hilton decides to destroy all humans - WTF !!?!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Photos: Eva Longoria looks like she dropped her personal trainer for some cheese!!!

Celebrity Oops.Twice As Nice
We just can’t get enough of Zacquisha! Remember when we first started talking about her???? Here she is, looking like sex on a stick, at the Espy Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. He sure likes them shiny suits! [Photo via Getty Images.]

Celeb Movie Archive.Katherine Heigl about to learn why you don’t piss off your writers

After dropping out of the Emmy race and announcing she “wasn’t given the material to warrant a nomination,” Katherine Heigl basically shit in the corn flakes of the Grey’s Anatomy writers. And now they’re striking back. *Spoiler Alert* HER CHARACTER GETS A BRAIN TUMOR. *End spoiler.* Did I do that right? Us Weekly reports:

[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her, the source tells Us. It s their way of screwing with her. She won t know whether she s going to live or die.

While I admire the writers for exacting their revenge, I’m a little disappointed. A brain tumor? (Oh, shit. SPOILER!) I mean, is that the best they can do? I was hoping for something along the lines of Katherine’s character falling in love with Osama bin Laden. Together they try to make things work while balancing their careers. (He’s a terrorist; she’s a doctor. Wacky!) And, of course, there’d be several subplots where it’s revealed her character hates puppies, freedom and the laughter of children. I should really write a pilot.

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton: Nicole Ritchie is not mad at me!

Celeb Movie Archive.Eva Longoria Showing Off Her New Hair Style

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Celebrities.Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Well Jamie Lynn Spears is doing one thing right. She’s […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor
Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

I’d say “extremely intoxicated” is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he’s on the planet sanctuary moon of Endor. Now where’s that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he’s inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?* *Please, join me in prayer that this man is the “shiv you in the abdomen” type. Amen.

Celeb Movie Archive.Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain’s daughter

And it’s time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain’s daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I’m pretty sure, when her father loses in November, his campaign manager will point to these photos and say: “There. Right there. When Jugs Chinsterton smiles directly into the camera. That’s the moment we were fucked. Well, that and the fact that, dude, you are old. Tell me a story about living with dinosaurs.”