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Laura Prepon Masturbating

Laura having a good time, with herself!!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Britney Spears spending $22,000/month to stop looking perpetually pregnant
Britney Spears is dropping a ton of coin to, scientifically speaking, tighten that ass up. She’s spending roughly $22 grand a month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer. Britney was getting sick of the constant pregnancy rumors, so she decided to do something about it that, surprisingly, didn’t involve flashing her vagina at a Whopper. Wow, she has changed. The Daily Mail reports:

She has also taken on some of Victoria Beckham’s diet tips, eating plenty of steamed fish and snacking on edamame beans. Britney also endures intensive work-outs with Pussycat Dolls’ personal trainer James Van Daff as well as three-hour dance classes six times a week.
The source added: ‘Britney piled on a lot of weight earlier this year. She was so stressed about the custody case and her medication for her bipolar disorder also made her put on weight. She was tired of being flabby and wanted to do something about it.’
Now, says the insider: ‘Britney is so proud of herself because her ab muscles are back. She’s feeling better than she has in ages.’

See? This is exactly what I tell women while I’m waiting in line at Starbucks. If you’re serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G’s a month. It’s that simple. Otherwise, you should probably let me have your whipped cream, or else your husband will sleep with his secretary. What can I say? I’m an inspiration. NOTE: Photos link to previous Britney bikini post that my penis is still trying to sort out.

Celeb Movie Archive.Earthquake hits Los Angeles to San Diego
In case you guys are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego. CNN reports:

The quake’s epicenter was about 2 miles southwest of Chino Hills and about 5 miles southeast of Diamond Bar, the USGS said. Chino Hills is about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
There were no immediate reports of injury or damage in Los Angeles, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey told The Associated Press. San Bernardino County fire dispatch did not have reports of damage, AP said.

No major injuries which means Heidi and Spencer are still alive. Dammit, God, you missed! I hear the phone lines are a mess, but from the sound of it, everyone’s just a bit shaken up. Get it? I’m horribly inappropriate. But in all seriousness, The Superficial hopes everyone’s doing alright and your loved ones are safe. (Unless you’re related to Ashton Kutcher, then I rescind my prior statement.)

Celebrities.Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Not sure if she’d be my first choice to judge […]

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Celebrities.Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]

Celebrity.Paris and Benji Drive Gas-Guzzling Hybrid?
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden do their part for the environment and get around in a hybrid SUV as they go shopping at DCMA and Fred Segal in West Hollywood on Monday. Benji has apparently been a good influence on the hotel heiress as she recently said, “I just feel like a grown-up now. I think […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O’Connell (I’m pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O’Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won’t be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:

The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O’Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, “We’re trying to get pregnant.”
“It would be amazing if it happened,” he said, adding that practicing has been “a lot of fun.”

“Practice.” he added. “Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I’m next!” Jerry O’Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing “You’ll never guess my secret identity, who’s on the inside - hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!“* *Have a case of the WTFs? Video after the jump.

Paris Hilton’s Little Fan

We can’t have Paris Hilton without her biggest, little fan.

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She’s even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she’s getting pulled into the investigation after her private journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo’s apartment. I say around mid-afternoon the Internet will be soaked with tales of pale sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills while Bill Clinton watches. NY Daily News reports:

The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the Devil Wears Prada star during another raid on Follieri’s $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain.

January 21, 2007 Raffaello bought me a yacht made of solid gold. We make love inside a Lamborghini then discard it like a used condom. June 3, 2007 We take my yacht “The Why Don’t I Question Where My Boyfriend Gets His Money” out on the sea. We make love on top of a sea turtle then discard it like a used condom. June 5, 2007 The sun fucking BURNS. Raffaello confuses me for a lobster woman then attempts to seduce me. I now have doubts about our relationship. August 12, 2007 Raffaello buys me a diamond ring the size of a Buick. But not before stopping by a church and running out with the collection plate. He’s so romantic. November 23, 2007 Sorry I haven’t written in so long. Raffaello and I vacationed on the moon. I met presumptive presidential candidate John McCain today. He tells me his secret recipe for barbecue, but I don’t know where to find unicorn hearts and the bottled tears of children. December 25, 2007 Raffaello manned a vast hunting expedition to track down the real Santa Claus. He brings me a blanket made of his beard, carcass and coat. Love is made. Expensive items discarded like condoms. February 15, 2008 Approached by FBI agent today. Asked me if Raffaello knows the pope. I tell the agent, “No, but he likes to dress like him.” He laughs then pulls out duct tape and a wire tap. It itches.

Celeb Movie Archive.Christian Bale’s sister asked him for $200,000 the night of the ‘assault’
Christian Bale’s sister reportedly asked him for 100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said “No,” she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include “pushing and shoving”:

Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon needed 100,000 to help her bring up her three children. They said Bale, 34, snubbed the plea and a row flared in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London s West End. Welsh-born Bale was alleged to have pushed and shoved mum Jenny, 61, and Sharon, 41.
Both Jenny and Sharon are terribly upset over what happened. They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them.

Here’s what really happened: Christian Bale’s sister asked him for money. He said “How ’bout a check in the amount of ‘I hate you.’?” She called his wife a “hose beast” prompting him to drive over her face with the insane looking Batcycle above. Then Superman showed up, and they all ate sandwiches. The End. WINNER: MOST BELIEVABLE VERSION YET!

Celeb Movie Archive.Kim Kardashian’s ass is starting to get ridiculous

Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That’s not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I’m not anymore ever since they kicked me off the “Map to Pussytown” project. That was my life’s work, you jerks!

Celebrity.Selena Gomez Grows A Pair Of Wings!
Disney’s up and coming tween queen Selena Gomez dons a rocker angel chick look during a photo shoot on Wednesday at a beach in Malibu, Calif. The Wizards of Waverly Place actress, who celebrated her Sweet 16 earlier this week, recently signed her first record deal with Hollywood Records, reports E!. An official announcement should […]

Meg Ryan Getting It On

Meg hops on for the ride!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Fresh off of a highly-publicized courtroom sentencing Naomi Campbell publicly blasted Madonna’s Kabbalah faith in a British media report on Tuesday. The supermodel compared the controversial religion to Alcoholics Anonymous. The 38-year-old beauty also mentioned that younger catwalk stars including Lily Cole and Agyness Deyn have a lot to prove …

Celeb Movie Archive.Report: Lance Bass Dates Married Man

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Patrick Swayze s Miracle Recovery
As you probable know Patrick Swayze health situation wasn’t a good one, as earlier this year it was announced that he was fighting pancreatic cancer. Fortunately the famous actor recently announced that he s doing much better. It seems Patrick Swayze had begun taking well to the chemotherapy treatment he had …

Celeb Movie Archive.UPDATE: Christian Bale arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother

Christian Bale was picked up by Scotland Yard this morning after his mother and sister claimed he assaulted them in his London hotel room Sunday night. Police didn’t arrest Christian for questioning yesterday because of The Dark Knight premiere. Also, he’s not considered a flight risk (Really? Batman?) and the cops don’t quite believe the seriousness of the allegations, according to The Sun:

A source said: It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don t yet know is founded in truth.”

It’s a probably a simple matter of Christian wanting to sleep in his cape, but his mom wouldn’t let him. So he hung her from the balcony by her ankle and left a note for Commissioner Gordon. Ha ha! Kids. UPDATE: TMZ is reporting the alleged assault was most likely verbal which apparently you can get arrested for in England. Ah, those wacky Brits. Christian Bale has already been released and his reps issued the following statement: “Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale.”

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Mariah Carey Stylish For TRL
Mariah Carey was in MTV Studios in New York City on Tuesday, July 22, for the taping of an appearance on the network s hit show Total Request Live. The 38-year-old Grammy Award-winning singer wore a multi-colored pastel skirt with a blue top along with matching heels. Meanwhile Mariah Carey is …

Celebrity Oops.Look Familiar?
The promo poster for HBO’s new vampire series, True Blood. We’re having an awful case of deja vu!

Celeb Movie Archive.Mariah Carey’s marriage already on the rocks?

Well, nothing today is truly a surprise with these celebrities and the going on’s in their lives. I mean should I be shocked. She’s only known the guy for five weeks and knows that he’s the right one for her? Hmmmm…. I do hope it does last do not get me wrong. You have to consider that they did not really know each other upon exchanging vows. Do you think this relationship will stand with time?
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Michelle Trachtenberg Getting It On

I would break this chick in half.

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrities Exposed.Mick Jagger Becomes The Hottest New Baby Name In Town
Does Sir Mick know about this? Rascal Flatts guitarist Joe Don Rooney, and his wife Tiffany Fallon, welcomed a baby boy on May 31, and promptly named him Jagger Donovan Rooney. Here’s the kicker — this is the fourth time in less than a year that a celebrity couple have chosen Jagger as a baby name. In […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hubby Caught Cheating

Jessica Alba Wardrobe Malfunction

Hottie Jessica Alba having Janet Jackson type problems

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Congratulations Britney on a job well done

Celebrity Oops.Chatting With . Jason Mraz
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Britney Spears’ Soles on Dashboard

Singer Britney Spears performs “Gimme More” onstage at the 2007

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Celebrities Exposed.Celebrity Pregnancies Confirmations, Rumors, And Wishful Thinking
CONFIRMED: British singer Charlotte Church, and her boyfriend, Welsh international rugby player Gavin Henson, are expecting a second child, according to a post on Church’s blog. Incidentally, it’s the first time her blog has been updated since the birth of their daughter, Ruby Megan, last September, so that makes me feel better about the times […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Eva Longoria: ” My husband Tony cut my hair!”

Wow, that is someone who is very daring and obviously get’s into her characters. Now for all the those who were wondering why she was gaining so much weight now you know. I think that her hubby didn’t do too bad on that haircut. What do you all think about that? Would you dare too have your mate cut your hair?
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Christina Aguilera Pussycat Doll

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like her?

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Carmen Electra Getting Felt Up

Everyone gets a feel on the Stern Show!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity.Balthazar Getty s Wife Humiliated By Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller’s steamy (and now public) affair with Balthazar Getty has been going on for at least at least two months, reports People. But the 33-year-old Brothers & Sisters actor and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source reveals to the mag. Balthazar, who still has a tattoo of his […]

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in love on the Caribbean islands
The young Celebrity couple Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were spotted by the InTouch magazine on the Caribbean islands in love and very daring in actions. They have been dating for more than a year and proved by now that their romance is stronger than ever during an ultra-romantic vacation …

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton’s breast: What’s happening here?

Let me a take a stab at what’s going on here: Paris Hilton’s magical bra, which in defiance of God’s Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben & Jerry’s New “V.D. Cone Home.” Look for it in your grocer’s freezer. EDIT: Apparently, with the boob droopage in full effect, Paris tried to hook up with recently single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo only to be shot down, according to the Daily Mail. Benji Madden would be pissed except he realizes he’s Benji Madden and is just happy to touch a vagina. Thanks to Tom for the tip on Paris’ crash and burn. I love a good heartwarming tale.

New Paris Hilton Sex Movie Goes Wrong

Paris Hilton decides to destroy all humans - WTF !!?!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Photos: Eva Longoria looks like she dropped her personal trainer for some cheese!!!

Celebrity Oops.Twice As Nice
We just can’t get enough of Zacquisha! Remember when we first started talking about her???? Here she is, looking like sex on a stick, at the Espy Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. He sure likes them shiny suits! [Photo via Getty Images.]

Celeb Movie Archive.Katherine Heigl about to learn why you don’t piss off your writers

After dropping out of the Emmy race and announcing she “wasn’t given the material to warrant a nomination,” Katherine Heigl basically shit in the corn flakes of the Grey’s Anatomy writers. And now they’re striking back. *Spoiler Alert* HER CHARACTER GETS A BRAIN TUMOR. *End spoiler.* Did I do that right? Us Weekly reports:

[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her, the source tells Us. It s their way of screwing with her. She won t know whether she s going to live or die.

While I admire the writers for exacting their revenge, I’m a little disappointed. A brain tumor? (Oh, shit. SPOILER!) I mean, is that the best they can do? I was hoping for something along the lines of Katherine’s character falling in love with Osama bin Laden. Together they try to make things work while balancing their careers. (He’s a terrorist; she’s a doctor. Wacky!) And, of course, there’d be several subplots where it’s revealed her character hates puppies, freedom and the laughter of children. I should really write a pilot.

Celeb Movie Archive.Paris Hilton: Nicole Ritchie is not mad at me!

Celeb Movie Archive.Eva Longoria Showing Off Her New Hair Style

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Celebrities.Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Well Jamie Lynn Spears is doing one thing right. She’s […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor
Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

I’d say “extremely intoxicated” is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he’s on the planet sanctuary moon of Endor. Now where’s that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he’s inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?* *Please, join me in prayer that this man is the “shiv you in the abdomen” type. Amen.

Celeb Movie Archive.Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain’s daughter

And it’s time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain’s daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I’m pretty sure, when her father loses in November, his campaign manager will point to these photos and say: “There. Right there. When Jugs Chinsterton smiles directly into the camera. That’s the moment we were fucked. Well, that and the fact that, dude, you are old. Tell me a story about living with dinosaurs.”

Hillary Duff Boob Peek

This is the closest we have come yet!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Earlier this month, High School sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens jetted off for a romantic July 4th weekend together. The couple wound up flying to Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean and stayed at the exclusive Amanyara resort, which goes for up to $8,000/night. Zac, 20, and Vanessa, 19, weren’t shy about their affection […]

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Celebrity.Heidi Montag Meets John McCain s Daughter
The Hills’ feminist hero Heidi Montag and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, grab lunch together at the Ivy on the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica, Calif., on Tuesday afternoon. Back in April, Heidi publicly declared, I m voting for John McCain. I m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Since […]

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Anna Kournikova Bouncing Around

Clip of young Anna bouncing around + a nice downblouse!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.’No regrets,’ but next time, ‘a brunette’ says Peter Cook post-Christie

Celebrity.Victoria Beckham - Allure August 2008
Victoria Beckham (in Donna Karan) takes the August 2008 cover of Allure magazine. Here are some snippets from her interview with the mag: On how she’d describe herself: “I’m incredibly ordinary, a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have.” On the rumors of her never eating: “I’ve been accused of […]

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Gwyneth Paltrow the face of Estee Lauder s Sensuous fragrance
According to recent news, Gwyneth Paltrow attended the afterparty for the launch of Estee Lauder s Sensuous fragrance recently over at Bloomingdales where she played the role of spokesmodel. The actress looked amazing in a white plunging neckline Giambattista Valli dress complete with a pair of Yves Saint Laurent lace-up heels. Earlier …