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Celeb Movie Archive.Vin Diesel still alive, procreating
Anyone remember Vin Diesel? Anyone? Well, apparently model Paloma Jimenez did, I’m guessing about nine months ago, because she let him put a baby in her. She quietly (?) birthed the child in April. Vin’s rep must’ve just now realized he has a client and announced the news yesterday to People:

Vin Diesel and his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez, have quietly become parents of a baby girl, his rep tells PEOPLE.
Diesel, 40, and Jimenez welcomed their first child on April 2.

First off, how do you quietly become parents? I mean, that kid either had Vin Diesel’s monster schnozz and/or his eggplant head. I doubt she came out without a fight. Second, how far gone is Vin’s career that he had a baby, and no one bothered to even notice until two months later? No wonder he’s doing another Fast and the Furious. Otherwise, Vin Diesel will start disappearing from pictures like in Back to the Future - which will really piss off anyone that owns a copy of XXX. So mostly just the South.

Celebrities Exposed.Story About Angelina Jolie Baby Names May Have Sparked Fake Birth Rumor
I knew that Angelina Jolie’s twins’ baby names had to be in there somewhere! By now, everyone knows that last week’s report broadcast on Entertainment Tonight, claiming that Angelina Jolie had given birth in France, was false. In a story on CNN today, the nightly entertainment show is revealed to have been suckered into running the […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Tom Cruise’s Posh Style
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Celebrities.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to be Made into Two Movies
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. The final Harry Potter book will be split into two […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Shia LaBeouf: ‘My dad lives in my garage’
Shia LaBeouf’s dad Jeffrey is apparently some sort of crazy “I live in a tepee” guy. But during the cold months, Shia lovingly opens up his home to his father. And by home I mean garage. Except this time, outside LaBeouf Manor, Jeffrey told Star “I live here now.” Here’s what Shia had to say about his new tenant:

“I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels… it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage.”
But Jeffrey may be overstaying his welcome! “It’s not winter anymore, and he’s still here,” says Shia. “You can’t be like, ‘Hey Dad, listen, it’s time to go back to your tepee.’ You can’t make him leave.”

Wow, that’s pretty nice of you considering the man stuck you with the name Shia. Anyway, this story puts a lot of things in perspective for me. Namely that, if you have kids, you always have a garage to sleep in when it gets too cold in your tepee. Sweet! I am officially never using condoms again. Not that I ever did to begin with, but sometimes it’s fun to pretend. And that burning sensation is telling me it’s time to pee. BRB!