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May 31, 2008

Celebrities Exposed.Did Miley Cyrus Recent Name Change Affect Her Destiny? (Hot picture of britney spears)

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Brittany Murphy Getting Some

Passionate Brittany love scene!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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I don’t want to say I told you so — I can’t be sure that her name change has affected her destiny — but on this blog on March 18, I said that Miley Cyrus was taking a big risk in changing the name that had served her so well since birth. The current firestorm over […]

May 30, 2008

Celeb Movie Archive.Kristen Bell calls Brad Pitt a giant pansy (Okay, maybe not in those words…) (Britney commissioning nude.portrait spears)

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Adriana Lima on Beach

I love a good celebrity photoshoot, this one takes the cake though...

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Kristen Bell loves her some hockey. And on top of that she loves her some hockey players. The hell she’s doing with Dax Sheppard is beyond me. She chatted with NHL.com yesterday and declared her preference for a high-sticker over low-sticker Brad Pitt*:

NHL.com: If you could meet any hockey player, who would you meet and why?
KB: Chris Osgood was my first crush. Brad Pitt be damned, he had nothing on Osgood’s rookie skill and sad eyes. There was actually a day in high school when I wrote on a name tag ‘Mrs. Osgood’ and wore it the whole day. I really thought we were perfect for each other. I’d love to meet him and probably apologize that things never worked out.
Then Kristen made the interview even spicier by talking about herself in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit. [insert sizzling sound here]:
NHL.com: What is your favorite hockey memory?
KB: My parents submitted a picture of me, in my catholic school uniform, with my arms around the Stanley Cup. It ended up on the ticket for Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Semifinals.
Dear Kristen Bell, I played a lot of Ice Hockey on the NES back in the day - and did I mention Blades of Steel? I’ll be waiting patiently while you strip out of your clothes and lustfully ice skate into my arms. Yours truly, The Superficial Writer *Oh yeah, I went there.

Celebrity.Eva Longoria is Parker Perky
Eva Longoria Parker cheers on her husband Tony Parker at the Los Angeles Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs play in Game 5 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals on Thursday in Los Angeles. The 33-year-old Desperate Housewives star watched as her husband’s team, the Spurs, lose out to the Lakers, 100-92. Earlier […]

Celeb Movie Archive.Britney Spears still technically nuts

Britney Spears is “not yet fit” to participate in court hearings regarding her conservatorship. To bring everyone up to speed, after Brit’s second trip to Crazytown Mental Ward, her father Jamie was placed in control of her estate and is actually doing a bang-up job. Britney’s attorney Samuel Ingham spent 90 minutes yesterday talking to Commissioner Reva Goetz, according to the AP:

Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.
Just so I have this straight: Britney is unable to hear about her finances, but is allowed to have sex with her agent. Is Jamie Spears making sure her vagina stays open for the summer? If so, smart move what with it being vacation season and all. There’s never a more bonding experience than packing up the fam in a camper and visiting our national parks and vaginas. God bless Jamie Spears.
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Celeb Movie Archive.Beyonce Knowles pregnant

Beyonce Knowles is pregnant, friends have confirmed.

The ‘Crazy In Love’ singer - who married rapper Jay-Z in a secret ceremony last month - has reportedly been indulging in all her favourite calorific goodies since discovering she is expecting her first child.

A pal told the New York Post newspaper: “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight. When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”

Beyonce further fuelled speculation she is pregnant after she was spotted in New York this week sporting what appeared to be a baby bump.

A source close to the couple said: “I’ve heard from at least two people that Beyonce is pregnant.”

Following the couple’s April wedding ceremony, actress Vivica A. Fox revealed it wouldn’t be long before they started a family, saying: “I wish them many, many years of happiness and some babies. I think she will be really pretty pregnant, just like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry.”

It was claimed the couple “rushed” forward their nuptials as Beyonce was determined to tie the knot before her baby bump started to show.

Last year, Beyonce insisted she wouldn’t pressurise 38-year-old Jay-Z into having children, saying: “You can’t rush a man into anything whether it’s a relationship, marriage or having children. When he’s ready he’ll let you know.”

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Scarlett Johansson, Nice View

She has a great butt to go along with her great rack!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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May 27, 2008

minifig famous people # 10: britney spears (Britney car getting spears)

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Fergie Photoshoot

Stacey Ferguson looking smokin’ hot!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Britney Lee: 34 (28 Feb 2007)

May 25, 2008

britney, tasteful (Latest news on britney spears)

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Paris Hilton Hamburger Commercial

I didn’t know she could open her mouth that wide.

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrities.Patrick Swayze s Mom Speaks
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. As you could imagine, Patrick Swayze’s mom is devastated by […]

Celeb Movie Archive.K-Fed’s Lawyer: ‘Britney Spears Is Making Good Progress
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Celeb Movie Archive.Sharon Stone, for the love of God, put your shirt back on

Dear Ms. Stone, If you have inside information that proves it’s actually 1992 and not 2008, kindly forward it to my immediate attention. In the meantime, I’m gonna have to ask you to put those things away. Yeah, you’re at Cannes - Woo-hoo! But, please, don’t make me unleash the Jean-Claude on you. The man can still kick pretty high after he takes his blood thinner and enjoys a warm breakfast of Quaker Oatmeal. (I’ll safely assume you’re enlightened on the importance of regularity.) In closing, thanks for all the boners when I was in junior high and always had to go to the chalkboard. Finally, I had something to complement the acne. C’est la vie! The Superficial Writer

Celebrities.Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Well Jamie Lynn Spears is doing one thing right. She’s […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Jessica Alba’s Shocking Wedding
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May 23, 2008

Britney Spears - The Onyx tour - Live in London - 26th April 2004 (Britney pic spears upskirt vagina)

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Angelina Jolie Getting It On

She likes it rough!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Denise Richards: I can’t support my children without reality TV - not counting 100G/month I bleed from Charlie Sheen

Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated but not really, I mean, c’mon, I’m Denise Richards. I once ate a button - yesterday. She’s been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (video after the jump) and has resorted to telling people she can’t support her children unless she does the show. Interesting, considering Charlie Sheen pays her $52,000 a month in child support - that cheap bastard! But that’s not all. There’s alimony! Yay, marriage rocks. Page Six has the rundown:

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?” In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony - adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen’s hot sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” which “eventually will net her up to $25 million,” the source said.
In Dr. Christmas Jones’ defense, people don’t know hard it is to live with that kind of money. I mean, everyday you’re faced with the decision to either A.) bathe in a tub full of rare African blood diamonds or B.) hunt man - the most dangerous game of them all. These are tough choices that, Thank God, I don’t ever have to worry about while I’m siphoning gas out of The Geekologie Writer’s car. Ha ha, tastes like apple giraffe. I swallowed a little. JUMANJI!
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It’s Britney,bitch.

Britney Spears - Gimme More [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

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May 20, 2008

Le Star Magazine - December 31, 2030 - Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - Hard Partying Grannies!!! (Britney no picture spears underwear)

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Drew Barrymore Getting In On In The Rain

A young Drew seduces an older man!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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A Land Without Microsoft, McDonalds, or Britney Spears

Britney Spears performs at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards at Th

Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth

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Singer Britney Spears performs “Gimme More” onstage at the 2007

Britney Spears, Jayden James and Sean Preston

May 18, 2008

Celeb Movie Archive.Halle Berry Engaged? (Limousine britney spears)

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Britney Spears With Snake

Britney shakes her butt while wearing a snake around her neck!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Bai Ling says ‘RAWR! I’m a tiger - but in a bikini!’

Bai Ling is chilling in Hawaii this week and also did the Lord’s work by partaking in several bikini shoots. This time around, she managed to keep her nipples fully secured. (Or did she??) Anyway, I’ll let you guys marvel at these while I prepare my last post of the day which’ll make it a Superficial Bikini Trifecta . You guys will love who’s coming up next. Or hate her and get into a giant flame war. Ha, you kids!

Celebrities Exposed.Elisabeth Rohm Picks Unusual Baby Name
Former star of Law and Order Elisabeth Rohm, and her fiance Ron Wooster, welcomed a baby girl on April 10. Proving that celebrities have not completely abandoned the practice of giving their children unusual baby names, they named their daughter Easton August Anthony, according to People. Why the male names for a girl? (A leading baby […]

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Celeb Movie Archive.Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin’s good

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:

She surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.
To some people, this news is a triumph for civil liberties. To others (*cough*thesouth*cough*), this is worse than 9/11. To me, however, this is just confusing. I mean, who makes the sandwiches? Do they flip a coin or something? I want to say Ellen is the “man,” but then again Portia looks like she could throw some elbows. But those elbows could do some wicked ironing. God, this is tough. Superficial Writer frustrated! Superficial Writer lie on floor of men’s room. Superficial Writer hash this thing out. UPDATE: Superficial Writer caught Geekologie Writer no wash hands.
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Celebrities Exposed.Baby Named Ella For Alex Rodriguez
New York Yankee’s third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 32, and his wife Cynthia, 34, welcomed their second child and second daughter in Miami on April 21. In keeping with this year’s celebrity baby naming tradition, the parents kept the name under wraps for a day or so, but it has now been revealed that the baby’s name […]

Celebrities In Pantyhose.Charlize Theron At Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection
Hollywood beauty Charlize Theron attended a high-end fashion show recently, more exactly, at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection at Gustavino s in New York City. Charlize Theron wore a beautiful purple plunging-neckline frock along with some stellar earrings and a pair of yellow high heels.

May 13, 2008

Celeb Movie Archive.Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant + heels = Long live the South! (Britney spears photo gallery)

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Jenna Jameson Advertisement

Jenna is selling sportswear now?

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Like my Pa always said, “Nothing else follows up a Britney Spears phone sex post like pics of her pregnant little sister in hooker heels.” I now present to you Jamie Lynn Spears: Third Trimester Street Walker*. Prostitution just got a whole lot more pregnantier. *NASCAR role-play mandatory. Family member discounts available upon request. No darkies, Demmy-crats or fancy book readin’ folks that talks all funny with them big words. Inability to whistle “Dixie” during coitus is legalified grounds for lynchin’.

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May 8, 2008

Celebrity Oops.Headline of the Week Weak (Britney spears topless photo)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cheerleader

A young JLH tries out for the cheerleading team!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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“Georgia Law Bans Retailers From Selling ‘Pot Candy’ To Minors” Ha! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline. Georgia Law Bans Retailers From Selling ‘Pot Candy’ To Minors ATLANTA — Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children. Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue signed a measure into law Wednesday that […]

Updated! Britney Spears VMA Truth

Includes VIDEO AND PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF. Please watch and comment. The reason why Britney Spears’ performance wasn’t so good: her shoe BROKE!

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Celebrity Oops.Her Sugar Is Raw
It’s confirmed! Madonna is going on tour this fall!!!!!!!!! The best live performer on the planet, the Queen of Pop will kick off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in Cardiff, Wales on August 26th and begin her North American jaunt in Rutherford, N.J. on October 3rd. What city near you is she (hopefully) going to???? CLICK HERE to check […]

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Britney Spears - The Onyx tour - Live in London - 26th April 2004

^uk^ Britney goes wild

Will The Eagles Be Good This Year?…..or Is Britney Spears Still Hot?

Britney Spears Guaratinguetaense

Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth

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