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Celeb Movie Archive. Bai Ling is an idiot 
Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn’t even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai Ling is apparently pleased as hell with the outcome, according to the thumbs-up picture from her blog:
Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!Except Bai Ling left out the part where she’s getting nailed with a $700 fine for, again, only sixteen bucks worth of crap. The AP reports:
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE “
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!
In the plea deal requested by her attorney, she agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and to pay a fine and penalties totaling $700, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.What an amazing legal maneuver. The next time I’m in trouble with the law, I’m getting my legal advice from Bai Ling. What’s that? The cops can’t prove it’s me if I leave prints all over the scene? I’m on it! Put my drivers license in the victim’s mouth? Makes sense. I better leave a Post-It with my correct address though. Don’t want them going to the wrong house. Ha! Could you imagine?
britney spears with bulldog legs 
Celebrity. Tom & Katie Double Date with the Whitakers
Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes go on another double date at master chef Wolfgang Puck s steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. This time, Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, dined with Oscar-winning actor Forest Whitaker, 46, and his wife Keisha, 35. Just last week, TomKat went on a double date with Will Smith and his wife Jada […]
Celeb Movie Archive. Britney Spears’ conservatorship extended to July 
Britney Spears’ conservatorship will continue for five more months which keeps her dad in control of her estate until July. The court is gay for Jamie Spears who’s surprisingly getting Britney’s life back in order. The AP reports:
Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz extended Jamie Spears’ control until July 31, said court spokesman Alan Parachini. Parachini wasn’t immediately able to provide more information.It’s been a really, and I mean really, long time since I’ve said this but, after looking at these pics, I’d hit that. Maybe it’s the shrooms I ate in the janitor’s closet. Or all the bourbon in my coffee, but I’d have sexual relations with Britney Spears. Go ahead and call me a hero, if you like. I won’t mind. But, no, seriously, call me a hero. Otherwise I feel like an idiot wearing this Wonder Woman costume. Though I’m totally working these high-heeled boots.
Singer Britney Spears performs “Gimme More” onstage at the 2007 
