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Jessica Alba Downblouse Compilation

Jessica Alba Downblouse Compilation

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Jennifer Aniston’s New Man Is Movie Crewmember….

Single star Jennifer Aniston is secretly dating a crewmember on her latest movie.

The former Friends star was recently spotted leaving a party at pal Courteney Cox’s house accompanied by a hunky mystery man.

OK! magazine claims her suitor is Brian Boruma, a grip on Traveling in Vancouver - which Aniston recently finished shooting in Canada.

A source says, “They met on the set. He was in charge of moving lights and other heavy equipment. He’s actually quite a ladies’ man. He’s dated actresses before”.

When asked about a romance with Aniston, Bourma told the magazine, “I don’t want to talk about that..”.

Aniston has been linked with a string of men since splitting from husband Brad Pitt in 2005, but has remained single.

Celeb Movie Archive. Katie Holmes’ Reese ambition
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Not another Britney sighting

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Celeb Movie Archive. Jennifer Aniston’s cosy Owen
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Celeb Movie Archive. Jason Statham’s Meeting With Real-life Bank Robber
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Celebrity Oops. Don’t Drink and . Do TV!
This is one of the best interviews ever! Singer/songwriter Adam Green (of the now defunct Moldy Peaches) was a guest this past weekend on TV Total, one of the biggest TV shows in Germany. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he got so pissed drunk before the show and gave quite a memorable appearance. The uncomfortableness of […]

Alyssa Milano Steamy Car Scene

Alyssa Milano Car Sex

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity Oops. How Sad
Just minutes before Avril Lavigne’s concert in Buffalo, New York, this past weekend. The arena was more empty than full. Kinda breaks our heart. But it also makes us wanna laugh!

Celeb Movie Archive. Brad Pitts Twin Joy

Brad Pitt has confirmed to friends lover Angelina Jolie is expecting twins.

The ‘Fight Club’ star - who already has three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, and Zahara, three, as well as 21-month-old daughter Shiloh with the actress - has told pals they will soon be adding two more to their brood.

A friend is quoted on the Daily Mail website as saying: “Brad’s been very quiet about this pregnancy so far but this was the weekend he decided to let the cat out of the bag. He’s telling everybody close to him, because he is having to change his work schedule to get ready for the birth.
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“They’re having twins, Angelina is healthy, and he’s thrilled that he’s going to be a father once again.

“They didn’t exactly plan this pregnancy, but they wanted more children and Brad says Angelina was very willing to have them herself.”

Brad - who is cutting back on filming commitments to help look after his ever-expanding family - is also keen for Angelina to have the twins in their native US, unlike Shiloh’s birth in Namibia in May 2006.

The friend added: “They want to have these children in Los Angeles or New Orleans. I don’t think Brad wants to isolate himself and the family again like he did when Shiloh was born.”

Celeb Movie Archive. Ashlee Simpson wears a bikini
The Sun posted these pics of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can’t tell if she’s rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long held theory about Joe Simpson: He loves America - a lot. I’m talking he wants to make love to the USA and not just “have sex.” Then they’d spoon on the couch and watch Atonement. Until Joe brings up getting implants again and they start arguing. He just wants you to look beautiful, America. But mostly in the Dakota region. EDIT: Had to take down the images. Hit the link above to check them out.

Celeb Movie Archive. Amy Winehouse Goes Naked For Charity Campaign
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Celeb Movie Archive. Jennifer Aniston’s New Man Is Movie Crewmember

Jennifer Aniston’s New Man Is Movie Crewmember….

Single star Jennifer Aniston is secretly dating a crewmember on her latest movie.

The former Friends star was recently spotted leaving a party at pal Courteney Cox’s house accompanied by a hunky mystery man.

OK! magazine claims her suitor is Brian Boruma, a grip on Traveling in Vancouver - which Aniston recently finished shooting in Canada.

A source says, “They met on the set. He was in charge of moving lights and other heavy equipment. He’s actually quite a ladies’ man. He’s dated actresses before”.

When asked about a romance with Aniston, Bourma told the magazine, “I don’t want to talk about that..”.

Aniston has been linked with a string of men since splitting from husband Brad Pitt in 2005, but has remained single.

Rachel Hunter In The Bathtub

She just loves to be naked!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Let’s say you just won $48.6 million. What would be the first thing you would do? Me? After pissing my pants, I’d run around town throwing hundred bills at squirrels. Then come back under the cover of darkness and kick their asses until they gave it back. As for Heather Mills the first thing she did is hire forensic accountants to pore over Paul McCartney’s assets because, apparently, she can’t get by on $48.6 million. Of course, she’s mainly concerned about her daugher Bea. I mean, how can she raise a child on such meager funds? The Daily Mail reports:

“Heather’s thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. “Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again.”

I don’t want to point fingers and call Heather Mills a gold digger. But if you opened the trunk of her car you’d probably find a pick ax and, let’s be real, a dead prospector. I’m not saying Heather Mills strangled him for his claim, but I’m also not saying he wasn’t beaten with a wooden leg.

Celeb Movie Archive. Angelina Jolie’s uterus is an ATM

Having kids is big business in Hollywood these days. Jennifer Lopez nabbed $6 million for exclusive photos of her twin spawns of Skeletor. Barry Levine of the National Enquirer is telling Page Six that Angelina Jolie could score as high as 10 million smackers for pictures of her baby which looks like it’s ready to Tomb Raider it’s way out:

“It’s become big business now,” Levine said. “It’s outrageous, they’ve gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it’s impossible to obtain a photo illegally.”
Levine said stars now realize that having a child is “akin to getting a role in a movie.” And the glossies don’t mind paying because they recoup the money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Any lady celebs out there looking to make a quick buck, I’ve got a wiener. I’m just saying. UPDATE: Major backfire. Within five minutes Rosie O’Donnell and Britney Spears showed up in my front yard and started duking it out. It’s sort of like that scene in King Kong when Kong fights the T-Rex. Except Rosie is way more hairy, Britney isn’t a sexy thunder lizard and, when it’s all over, I’ll be crying as my pelvis gets turned into a fine powder. Mommy!

Rachel Hunter on Beach

It doesn’t get hotter than this! Those with heart problems please avoid!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celebrity Movie Archive. KATE BECKINSALE AT GOOD MORNING AMERICA
Photo by Larry Holzer ‘Underworld’ actress Kate Beckinsale, was in New York doing a little publicity for her new movie, ‘Snow Angels’, at the Good Morning America show. She is seen being interviewed by anchor Chris Cuomo, after which, she puts on her coat and sunglasses and heads right into her waiting SUV, not stopping to […]

Celeb Movie Archive. Techno dunce Angelina Jolie
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Debra Messing Covered Up

The Will & Grace star gets caught nude!!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Celeb Movie Archive. Bai Ling is an idiot
Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn’t even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai Ling is apparently pleased as hell with the outcome, according to the thumbs-up picture from her blog:

Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE “
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!

Except Bai Ling left out the part where she’s getting nailed with a $700 fine for, again, only sixteen bucks worth of crap. The AP reports:

In the plea deal requested by her attorney, she agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and to pay a fine and penalties totaling $700, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

What an amazing legal maneuver. The next time I’m in trouble with the law, I’m getting my legal advice from Bai Ling. What’s that? The cops can’t prove it’s me if I leave prints all over the scene? I’m on it! Put my drivers license in the victim’s mouth? Makes sense. I better leave a Post-It with my correct address though. Don’t want them going to the wrong house. Ha! Could you imagine?

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Celebrity. Tom & Katie Double Date with the Whitakers
Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes go on another double date at master chef Wolfgang Puck s steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. This time, Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, dined with Oscar-winning actor Forest Whitaker, 46, and his wife Keisha, 35. Just last week, TomKat went on a double date with Will Smith and his wife Jada […]

Celeb Movie Archive. Britney Spears’ conservatorship extended to July

Britney Spears’ conservatorship will continue for five more months which keeps her dad in control of her estate until July. The court is gay for Jamie Spears who’s surprisingly getting Britney’s life back in order. The AP reports:

Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz extended Jamie Spears’ control until July 31, said court spokesman Alan Parachini. Parachini wasn’t immediately able to provide more information.

It’s been a really, and I mean really, long time since I’ve said this but, after looking at these pics, I’d hit that. Maybe it’s the shrooms I ate in the janitor’s closet. Or all the bourbon in my coffee, but I’d have sexual relations with Britney Spears. Go ahead and call me a hero, if you like. I won’t mind. But, no, seriously, call me a hero. Otherwise I feel like an idiot wearing this Wonder Woman costume. Though I’m totally working these high-heeled boots.

Britney Rawks

^uk^ Britney goes wild

Singer Britney Spears performs “Gimme More” onstage at the 2007

Drew Barrymore Braless

Looks like Drew is smuggling raisins under her white shirt!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Me and Britney

Britney Spears loses temporarily custody of her children

Britney’s Glasses

My sister, Britney Spears

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Celeb Movie Archive. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
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Drew Barrymore In Charlies Angels

Drew Barrymore shows off her perfect cleavage in a zippered down jumpsuit!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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One week after her children’s birth, Jennifer Lopez has decided that we, the little people, are worthy to know the names of her progeny. If you haven’t heard them yet, then you are in for a rare treat. Brace and humble thyself. The children’s names are: Max and Emme! *gasp* And, even better, TMZ points out they’re totally ripped from a PBS show about kids who hang out with dragons! Yay! And, also, WTF!?:

The show is made to help children learn life lessons through the sibling’s adventures, and mixes in Spanish language to promote a bilingual experience for the audience.

Being the intrepid reporter that I am, I scoped out Dragon Tales. All I have to say is Jesus, what are they teaching kids these days? In a nutshell, Emmy and Max have the worst documented case of ADD ever and constantly jet off to “Dragon Land” to kill time. I mean, whatever happened to huffing aerosol? I guess it’s not “cool” for today’s three to eight-year-old demographic. Stupid elitists; they don’t know what they’re missing. *huffs can of Axe* Yeah, that’s the molasses. Now I see dragons and reek of desperation. If I were PBS, I wouldn’t even get out of bed today. You just got P double owned, son!

Celebrities. Hillary Clinton on Saturday Night Live
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately.   Hillary Clinton introduced Saturday Night Live last night.

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Celebrity. Rihanna Only Has Eyes For Louis Vuitton
Rihanna is dressed to the high fashion nines as she shops the Louis Vuitton, Jean Paul Gaultier, and Emanuel Ungaro boutiques in Paris on Saturday. The 20-year-old Barbados babe wore styin’ boots, shiny spandex pants and a leather jacket. Rough ‘n tough chick! And heck out the Louis Vuitton monogram reflecting in Rihanna’s sunglasses. […]

Claudia Schiffer Wet T-Shirt

She would win any wet t-shirt contest!

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Britney Spears See Through

Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.

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Britney Spears Gives Tyra Banks MORE! New Episode commercial
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Video done by Matthew Zeghibe aladdin82@gmail.com Britney Spears sits down with tyra Banks, they get heart to heart!

Celebrity Movie Archive. Before David Beckham, there was Alan Shearer
Long before David Beckham — Alan Shearer was the MAN that ENGLISH FANS really loved David Beckham Is Not The Only Great English Soccer Player! Shearer Was In London To Launch Have Your Say , The Biggest Global Football Survey Ever Undertaken, Which Invites Fans To Express Their Views On All Aspects Of The Game. The Former Newcastle […]

Celebrities. Jeff Conaway is Being Saved by the Scientologists
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Jeff Conaway didn’t come clean from drugs because of Dr. Drew […]

Celeb Movie Archive. Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You’ll get a chance to help the needy and possibly see some ScarJo cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: “And so Jesus said to Thomas, ‘Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well’s cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.’ And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man.” 2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV).

Celebrity Movie Archive. Madonna Hard Candy Album
According to recent reports, Madonna has titled her upcoming April 29th album release Hard Candy. Hard Candy, which will be released on April 29′, will feature guest appearances and production by Justin Timberlake, Pharrell Williams, and Timbaland and is described by insiders as ‘Madonna goes hip-hop’. The first single is …

Celeb Movie Archive. Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears’ uncle William Spears is all about airing the family’s dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge’s. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant. The Sun reports:

He said: “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” Williams alleges Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby’s biological father.
He added: “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

Ha! What an amazing way to name your child. I can just imagine how that conversation went with Jamie Lynn: Daddy, where did my name come from? Well, you see, sweetie, Daddy only wanted two kids so he had his balls snipped. See the scar? Well, since God is a sick bastard, somehow your mommy got knocked up. Now I’ve always suspected she’s a cheap whore and didn’t believe it was mine. But stupid science proved me wrong, so we decided, shit, we’re stuck with you, why not pick a name that reminds us of how much I distrust that fucking shrew of a woman and wish she’d die in her sleep. The end. Sleep tight, my little princess. Smooches!

Celebrity Oops. If You Are Easily Offended
Then do not CLICK HERE! Bloody hell! A swollen Amy Winehouse has been making the rounds the last two days. What the heck could cause such inflammation in her face????? [Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Britney Spears - Stronger [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
Britney Spears - Stronger [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
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http://www.britney.com Britney Spears Stronger [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (C) 2001 Britney Television L.L.C.

Celeb Movie Archive. Prince Harry gets screwed by Drudge Report
Matt Drudge broke the news that Prince Harry was currently serving in Afghanistan. Prince Harry was really stoked to be fighting terrorists and thought it would honor his mom’s memory. Well, now he’s getting brought home because of the media coverage. I’m sure Prince Harry can’t wait to thank Matt Drudge with a grenade to the nuts. The AP reports:

He was originally due to return to Britain within weeks, but “the situation has now clearly changed,” the statement said. The decision was based on concerns that worldwide media coverage of Harry in Afghanistan could put him and his comrades at increased risk.
The ministry asked the media not to speculate on Harry’s location or how and when he would return until he was back in Britain.

I’m not even going to get political because this site is all about boobs and my wang firing laser beams. *ZAP* Take that, empty soda can on Frank the intern’s head! Anyway, I think it’s pretty cool that a celebrity wanted to actually put his life on the line and be a soldier. I’d like to see more of them take that initiative. In fact, the government should form a special platoon consisting of Criss Angel, Ashton Kutcher, Milo Ventimiglia (Don’t worry. I’ll keep an eye on Hayden.), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Their mission: I could care less as long they test land mines with their faces. Watch out, Al Qaeda, the Dipshit Brigade is on the prowl!

Celeb Movie Archive. Jessica Alba and her Nightmares
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